When I'm with you...

I don’t wanna face this world alone
Without you by my side
You’re the only one
That makes it feel like home
And I need you in my life
When you’re not around I’m feeling
Like a piece of me is missing
When it feels like the day is closing in
Somehow I find the faith
To make it through

When I’m with you
When I’m with you
When I’m with you you you
You.. when I’m with you

A touching song by WESTLIFE.... When I'm with you...

I'm Sick

This few days, i was so suffering.... why ???? because i'm sick like hell.......

Monday, start with sore throat and cough , Tuesday continue with fever, flu and cough, today with cough ,headache, flu and muscle pain ... walao , sound like kena H1N1 d....

Even my company doctor also ask me to go hospital for H1N1 checkup , wtf ... got so serious or not !!!!!!!!!!!! will die 1 u know .......

”心痛的感觉“

还记得前几天，当我驾车去我女友家的时侯，我从988的电台听到一篇短故事。。。

有一个人，他去一间餐厅点了一杯叫“心痛的感觉”的饮料。不久，那招待生就拿了杯白开水给他。。。

他说 ： 不好意识，我点的是“心痛的感觉”，不是白开水。。。
招待生： 对啊，这杯就是“心痛的感觉”啊！
他说 ： 不可能吧，一杯白开水竟然要三十多块？
招待生： 不然什么叫”心痛的感觉“，喝一杯三十多块的白开水够心痛了吧？
他说 ：。。。

炸到，笑到我肚子痛，还差点去kiss人家的屁股。。。

What the ..... =.="

Just now i went to jusco for replace my 3 year old computer mouse... After visit 2 computer shops, finally i brought a AVF mouse that cost me RM 39. ^^

I see the time still early, so i went to the grocery section for "jalan jalan". When i pass by the shampoo section, i just remind that my shampoo almost finish already, so i decide to buy 1. Haiz... All shampoo cost around RM 15++ to 20++, suddenly i saw a goats milk shampoo just sell for RM 8.90 and some more 1000ML. Wow, dam cheap, without wasting time, i just grab 1 and heading toward receptionist for billing.

After reach home, when i was taking out the shampoo from the plastic bag, i notice that the shampoo i just brought is a BODY shampoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *#@*#*@*#*@*#* WTF........... walao, how come they mix the shampoo and body shampoo together.

Crap, i already got 2 body shampoo, now buy more another 1 ... I think it can last for quite some times already... btw, body shampoo can use to wash hair or not ? Nvm, i will give it a try, no harm what... =.="

My Daily Life

Every Monday to Friday i will wake up around 8.00 am and my working time is 8.30 am, but actually my alarm will start to 'kacao' me at 7.00 am. Fyi, i set my alarm to 'explode' for 4 times within this 1 hour gap ( 7.00am, 7.15am,7.30am,8.00am) :P , I wish i could wake up at 7.00 am, but this will never happen in working days.

Surprisingly, during weekend i can wake up early in the morning without the alarm abusing my ear. What the heck!!! Nvm, at least i know my girl friend much "better" than me in this. She can sleep until noon or even whole day. Gosh... (Dun KILL ME YA)

Everyday morning i just keep repeating the HDLC ( Human Daily Life Cycle) process,

Step 1 - Force my eye to open ( Sometime will skip this step cause i know my room very well, even closing my eye also i know how to walk around my room)

Step 2 - Force my ass to leave the bed ( I wish i can skip this step, haiz)

Step 3 - Brushing my teeth ( Sometime peeing while brushing my teeth, this 2 step combine cause can save some time, LoL)

Step 4 - Showering ( this step only 1 minute, =.=" )

Step 5 - Wearing my overnight drying working shirt, pant and stocking.

Step 6 - Drive my Proton Wira go to work, usually i will reach my office around 8.28 am or 8.29... ^^

This few step will keep repeating every days. Sometimes when i overslept, i will skip step 3 and step 4... hehehe

Training is what?

My boss asked me to prepare system training to user... Crap, i hate those stupid user that ask lots of weird question. Hey, use your brain to think before u talk, it is better to keep your mouth close than open your mouth to show your stupidity...

Okay, how do you consider ourselves as a good trainer? very talkative? very expert? very professional? or perhaps very informative?

Usually, there are only 2 parties involve in a training session. The trainer and the trainee. The trainer is a person who train and trainee is a person to be trained. That simple., if you can fulfill these requirements, then you can make a training successful. For me, the truth are :

For Trainer must-do and Trainee must-feel

• Talk smething that they never see before and say something that they never heard of;
• Rather than being Clever, u must clever in Bullshitting + Loud + Convincing for what ever thing is better;
• Act like you know everything, but you also need to know when to turn stupid;
• Idolize yourseld as godlike, but yet stay near beside to them;
• No Mr.Bean pondan act and look, or u get crap from them.
  

If you can do all these, Congratulation, these will make their mouth open wide, look blur yet and somehow understand. Else, you will be an asshxle for them to shot...

In my experienced, giving technical training does not mean you must talk in technical terms. My technical means you need to talk something until they don't understand. If you talk something that they can see or people know, training for what?

Training is when you are talking to those clever people, where they know Beijing is in China, no point saying that panda bear is from Africa. If u say so, sure they will condemn you gao gao. You must convince them that panda bear is come from Africa, but then migrated to china long time ago. Or, Beijing have many panda bear, and Beijing gave Africa some panda bear. If you have such skill and confident, people also will believe that penguin lives in arab.

First Blog In my Life

When do u start blog-ing ? Mine here, ^^

When i was hanging around the net at office hour ( this bad :P), accidentally, i mistakenly click a link to someone else blog. Usually, i will exit it without a doubt, but when i was about to click the EXIT button, i was attracted by a photo in the blog, so i continues to read what was it about, holly crap, that was funny, ahahahah...

Then i was thinking why not i create my own blog to share with others, so i msn my lovely girlfriend and told her that i want to have my own blog... u know what she reply me ? ---> why ? SWT ... T.T Nvm, i know she sick, hopefully she will get well soon. Love ya babe ^^

Finally, i created my own blog. Yuhooo....., this is my first post in here and my life. Oh, i should start with introduce myself. My name is David. Hopefully, I am able to blog as much as possible at here. Cheered :)